General Manager: Kryptonic

Assistant GM: Sorano™

Eastern Conference

Four Corners Division

Team Captains

Dark-Node - Linguine League

themysterydeuce - Fettuccine League

6 lbs of Yeet - Macaroni League

sam - Noodle Cup Series

  • Record: 0-5
  • Conference Rank: 16
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  • Cap Space: $690
  • Remaining Cap: $0

Roster

Letter Compliance Player Salary Goals Assists Saves Shots Demos Games Matches
A 5 / 6 boywunder $170 11 6 31 45 15 18 5
B 3 / 6 riptiddi3s $175 3 4 15 25 7 9 3
C 4 / 6 sam $180 8 4 25 30 12 15 4
D 3 / 6 Plumato $165 2 3 15 27 14 12 3

Schedule

Week Opponent Score Points Lineup Replays
Week 01 @CAR 0 - 3 0 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 02 @DET 2 - 3 1 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 02 @LOU 1 - 3 0 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 03 @CLE 0 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 03 @WAR 0 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 04 @MTL
Week 04 @OTT
Week 05 @HFX
Week 05 @MIA
Week 06 @BAL
Week 06 @PIT
Week 07 @BUF
Week 07 @NYI
Week 08 @JER
Week 08 @PHI

Transactions

Date Player Action
2026-02-14 03:52:27 sam Designated as Captain
2026-02-24 01:32:44 boywunder Signed as A ($170)
2026-02-24 01:36:52 riptiddi3s Signed as B ($175)
2026-02-25 02:02:30 sam Signed as C ($180)
2026-02-25 02:02:40 Plumato Signed as D ($165)