Owner: Lank

General Manager: Luma

Assistant GM: chyro.

Eastern Conference

Four Corners Division

Team Captains

Lack - Fettuccine League

RYAN - Macaroni League

chyro. - Noodle Cup Series

snoop - Ramen Bowl

  • Record: 7-8
  • Conference Rank: 10
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  • Cap Space: $690
  • Remaining Cap: $0

Roster

Letter Compliance Player Salary Goals Assists Saves Shots Demos Games Matches
A 15 / 6 chyro. $180 49 36 89 176 62 57 15
B 7 / 6 sweaty $165 7 3 9 16 12 8 3
C 12 / 6 BlasterGFX $175 49 22 74 143 54 49 13
D 11 / 6 dtr. $170 12 29 50 92 47 39 11

Schedule

Week Opponent Score Points Lineup Replays
Week 01 CLE 2 - 3 1 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 02 MTL 3 - 2 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 02 OTT 2 - 3 1 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 03 ATL 3 - 0 4 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 03 MIA 3 - 2 4 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 04 BAL 3 - 1 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 04 PIT 3 - 0 4 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 05 BUF 1 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 05 NYI 1 - 3 0 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 06 JER 1 - 3 0 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 06 PHI 3 - 0 4 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 07 CAR 0 - 3 0 A, B*, D Ballchasing
Week 07 LOU 0 - 3 0 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 08 HFX 0 - 3 0 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 08 DET 3 - 0 4 A, C, D Ballchasing

Transactions

Date Player Action
2026-02-12 21:43:06 chyro. Designated as Captain
2026-02-24 01:15:04 chyro. Signed as A ($180)
2026-02-24 02:28:58 Luma Signed as B ($165)
2026-02-24 02:29:12 BlasterGFX Signed as C ($175)
2026-02-24 02:29:25 dtr. Signed as D ($170)
2026-04-21 03:37:13 Luma Released
2026-04-21 15:12:49 sweaty Signed as B ($165)