| Letter | Compliance | Player | Salary | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | Demos | Games | Matches |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 9 / 6 | Waycey | $130 | 22 | 15 | 46 | 68 | 41 | 35 | 9 |
| B | 7 / 6 | Brightside | $135 | 24 | 13 | 31 | 64 | 24 | 29 | 9 |
| C | 11 / 6 | Front Flip Freddy | $140 | 19 | 24 | 46 | 90 | 39 | 39 | 10 |
| D | 6 / 6 | Paytoes | $125 | 14 | 6 | 28 | 45 | 26 | 22 | 6 |
| R | (Vacant) |
| Week | Opponent | Score | Points | Lineup | Replays |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 01 | @PIT | 3 - 0 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 02 | VAN | 3 - 1 | 4 | B, C*, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 02 | @POR | 2 - 3 | 1 | A, C, D* | Ballchasing |
| Week 03 | STL | 3 - 1 | 4 | B, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 03 | @SEA | 3 - 1 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 04 | KCC | 1 - 3 | 0 | A, C, D* | Ballchasing |
| Week 04 | TOR | 3 - 0 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 05 | NYI | 1 - 3 | 0 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 05 | @MTL | 1 - 3 | 0 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 06 | IND | 3 - 0 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 06 | @SFC | 2 - 3 | 1 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 07 | DET | ||||
| Week 07 | @OTT | ||||
| Week 08 | @CLE | ||||
| Week 08 | @SAR |
| Date | Player | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-16 23:20:36 | Waycey | Designated as Captain |
| 2026-08-25 01:26:53 | Waycey | Signed as A ($130) |
| 2026-08-25 01:28:00 | Brightside | Signed as B ($135) |
| 2026-08-26 21:44:35 | Front Flip Freddy | Signed as C ($140) |
| 2026-08-27 18:48:45 | Paytoes | Signed as D ($125) |
| 2026-09-03 02:36:36 | levibullrush | Signed as R ($140) |
| 2026-09-12 18:50:27 | levibullrush | Released |
