Kansas City Carnage

UR Store Jerseys

Owner: Jarhead

General Manager: Mamba

Assistant GM: mox

Marinara Conference

Four Corners Division

Team Captains

Guapo - Ramen Bowl

Jarhead - Noodle Cup Series

Clean - Macaroni League

memo.x - Fettuccine League

Record: 6-9
Conference Rank: 7
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Cap Space: $765
Remaining Cap: $5

Roster

Letter	Compliance	Player	Salary	Goals	Assists	Saves	Shots	Demos	Games	Matches
A	14 / 5	Guapo	$200	30	17	40	86	24	32	8
B	11 / 5	corgi1850	$185	4	12	28	36	13	19	5
C	9 / 5	likewisse	$190	12	15	38	62	24	21	6
D	9 / 5	swis_h	$185	18	9	26	68	14	16	4

Schedule

Week	Opponent	Score	Points	Lineup	Replays
Week 01	MIA	0 - 3	0	A, B, D	Ballchasing
Week 02	POR	0 - 3	0	A, B, C	Ballchasing
Week 02	@OTT	3 - 0	4	A, B, C	Ballchasing
Week 03	@BAL	3 - 2	4	A, B, D	Ballchasing
Week 03	@MTL	1 - 3	0	A, B, D	Ballchasing
Week 04	@IND	3 - 2	4	B, C, D	Ballchasing
Week 04	SFK	1 - 3	0	A, C, D	Ballchasing
Week 05	VAN	2 - 3	1	A, B	Ballchasing
Week 05	@SFC	0 - 3	0	A, B	Ballchasing
Week 06	@HOU	3 - 0	4	A, C, D	Ballchasing
Week 06	@PIT	3 - 1	4	A, C, D	Ballchasing
Week 07	NYI	2 - 3	1	A, C, D	Ballchasing
Week 07	DEN	3 - 1	4	A, B*, D	Ballchasing
Week 08	@DET	2 - 3	1	A, B, C	Ballchasing
Week 08	@STL	0 - 3	0	A, B, C	Ballchasing

Transactions

Date	Player	Action
2026-08-16 16:12:54	Nez	Designated as Captain
2026-08-22 01:30:42	Nez	Removed as Captain
2026-08-22 01:30:51	Danger	Designated as Captain
2026-08-25 22:43:46	Danger	Signed as A ($195)
2026-08-25 22:44:10	Distant	Signed as B ($190)
2026-08-25 22:44:23	Jrdn.	Signed as C ($185)
2026-08-30 16:50:51	tkxanny	Signed as D ($195)
2026-10-05 23:27:05	Danger	Released
2026-10-05 23:27:14	Distant	Released
2026-10-05 23:27:34	tkxanny	Released
2026-10-05 23:27:45	Jrdn.	Released
2026-10-05 23:27:54	Danger	Removed as Captain
2026-10-05 23:28:06	Guapo	Designated as Captain
2026-10-05 23:28:14	Guapo	Signed as A ($200)
2026-10-11 03:00:30	corgi1850	Signed as B ($185)
2026-10-15 09:56:30	likewisse	Signed as C ($190)
2026-10-15 09:56:44	swis_h	Signed as D ($185)