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Owner: Sir Johnny Valvolining I

General Manager: Sir Osh Oshington II

Assistant GM: Sir Rum Rumithy III

Second Conference

Four Corners Division

Team Captains

valnce - Ramen Bowl

sleepyjmagilz - Noodle Cup Series

hughie3619 - Macaroni League

Sir Rum Rumithy III - Fettuccine League

BigCountry - Linguine League

Record: 0-0
Conference Rank: 1
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Cap Space: $690
Remaining Cap: $690

Roster

Letter	Compliance	Player	Salary	Goals	Assists	Saves	Shots	Demos	Games	Matches
A		(Vacant)
B		(Vacant)
C		(Vacant)
D		(Vacant)

Schedule

Week	Opponent	Score	Points	Lineup	Replays

Transactions

Date	Player	Action
2026-08-15 00:44:33	sleepyjmagilz	Designated as Captain