| Letter | Compliance | Player | Salary | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | Demos | Games | Matches |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | (Vacant) | |||||||||
| B | (Vacant) | |||||||||
| C | (Vacant) | |||||||||
| D | (Vacant) | |||||||||
| R | (Vacant) |
| Week | Opponent | Score | Points | Lineup | Replays |
|---|
| Date | Player | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 2025-07-20 14:13:20 | The Twinkie God | Designated as Captain |
