Owner: thetrashcan

General Manager: Zeek

Assistant GM: nevroh^

Western Conference

Four Corners Division

Team Captains

Whispy - Linguine League

snakemedic - Fettuccine League

Milkert - Macaroni League

slvr. - Noodle Cup Series

  • Record: 7-8
  • Conference Rank: 11
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  • Cap Space: $610
  • Remaining Cap: $0

Roster

Letter Compliance Player Salary Goals Assists Saves Shots Demos Games Matches
A 15 / 6 Milkert $160 58 30 81 172 103 59 15
B 13 / 6 CoffeeHouseMike $155 36 34 77 121 56 52 13
C 11 / 6 rickster0810 $150 30 31 53 106 37 42 11
D 6 / 6 Lump $145 14 15 19 49 16 24 6

Schedule

Week Opponent Score Points Lineup Replays
Week 01 @VAN 2 - 3 1 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 02 @SFK 2 - 3 1 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 02 @UTA 3 - 0 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 03 HOU 3 - 1 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 03 SAR 3 - 1 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 04 MCV 3 - 1 4 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 04 @SFC 3 - 0 4 A, C, D Ballchasing
Week 05 DEN 3 - 0 4 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 05 CHI 1 - 3 0 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 06 DAL 3 - 1 4 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 06 NOC 0 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 07 KCC 0 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 07 LAG 2 - 3 1 A, B, D Ballchasing
Week 08 POR 1 - 3 0 A, B, C Ballchasing
Week 08 @SEA 2 - 3 1 A, B, D Ballchasing

Transactions

Date Player Action
2026-02-13 00:28:09 Milkert Designated as Captain
2026-02-23 19:05:36 Milkert Signed as A ($160)
2026-02-23 19:05:49 CoffeeHouseMike Signed as B ($155)
2026-02-24 02:02:23 rickster0810 Signed as C ($150)
2026-02-24 14:52:55 Lump Signed as D ($145)