| Letter | Compliance | Player | Salary | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | Demos | Games | Matches |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 11 / 6 | Waffles | $160 | 26 | 34 | 96 | 97 | 61 | 50 | 11 |
| B | 6 / 6 | trjn. | $150 | 24 | 12 | 33 | 65 | 26 | 26 | 6 |
| C | 11 / 6 | enderdude773 | $155 | 49 | 22 | 88 | 150 | 108 | 50 | 11 |
| D | 5 / 6 | Dr_Fools | $145 | 17 | 10 | 43 | 53 | 29 | 24 | 5 |
| Week | Opponent | Score | Points | Lineup | Replays |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 01 | KCC | 3 - 0 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 02 | LAG | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 02 | LVT | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 03 | SEA | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 03 | @VAN | 1 - 3 | 0 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 04 | POR | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 04 | @UTA | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 05 | HOU | 2 - 3 | 1 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 05 | SAR | 3 - 2 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 06 | MCV | 3 - 1 | 4 | A, C, D | Ballchasing |
| Week 06 | SFC | 3 - 1 | 4 | A, B, C | Ballchasing |
| Week 07 | DEN | ||||
| Week 07 | CHI | ||||
| Week 08 | DAL | ||||
| Week 08 | NOC |
| Date | Player | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-02-12 20:26:22 | sweaty | Designated as Captain |
| 2026-02-21 04:58:53 | sweaty | Removed as Captain |
| 2026-02-21 20:22:12 | Waffles | Designated as Captain |
| 2026-02-23 18:39:10 | Waffles | Signed as A ($160) |
| 2026-02-23 18:42:38 | trjn. | Signed as B ($150) |
| 2026-02-25 05:49:32 | enderdude773 | Signed as C ($155) |
| 2026-02-27 06:02:37 | Dr_Fools | Signed as D ($145) |